Small things 1 Sep

• How many guys are going to dress as Ken this year?
  
  
  
• Just for fun, pronounce LGBTQ “el jibbity cue”. Be confident about it, like you’re positive that’s how it’s pronounced.
• Startup idea: ice cream cones shaped like chips so you can eat ice cream like nachos.
• I wonder how universities and colleges would be different, if after you got your degree / certificate, and 5 years passed without you being able to find a job in your field, you could demand your money back. Or get a school credit for a different degree / certificate.
• I think it would be fun that when I retire I go back to the office, like many athletes do for their sports, as a commentator. Just absolutely critiquing every spreadsheet entry, document edit, meeting, and co-worker interaction.
• "Keeping a Canadian team from winning a Stanley Cup for the past 30 years might just be my greatest accomplishment"  ~Gary Bettman (Probably)
• The asteroid that ended the dinosaurs was technically the highest ratio of killing birds to one stone in Earth's history.
• There was a time not so long ago when we had to physically mail our funny videos to a television show and hope they chose to share it with TV viewers.
• Don’t look at your spouse’s browser history for ideas on what to get them for Christmas. Just because they were looking at Nicholas Cage pillowcases, doesn’t mean they actually want Nicholas Cage pillowcases.
• A great library has something in it to offend everyone.