- “I find it so nihilistic and disappointing that the wealthiest and arguably the most intelligent among us decided to devote their resources colonizing other planets, as opposed to just trying to make this place a little more fucking habitable.” ~NYU Marketing Professor Scott Galloway
- To be clear, the whole we can disagree and still be friends is for stuff like pineapple on pizza, not the systematic enslavement of an entire demographic.
- I’m having difficulty understanding why not every pharmacy has an automated system where if your prescription is ready, you get notified right away.
- April fools fodder: Bose announced they will be selling a noise cancelling toilet.
- At the bovine cafe, tipping is not appreciated.
- If you think I’m rude, you should hear the little voice inside my head…
- If your neighbour came over and asked to borrow your ketchup and then they got an attitude because it was French’s brand, not Heinz, would you still give it to them?
- Me: sometimes I talk to myself Me: OMG same
- When you want to jump into the conversation, but the topic changes before you get a chance.
- Remember when we couldn’t sit close to the TV, and now we wear them on our heads?
- Star Wars is, at its core, daddy issues in space.
Friend: So the day will be divided into 12 segments?
Inventor: No, 24
Friend: So will the day start at 1
Inventor: The day will start at the 12, which is at night
Friend:
Inventor: The 6 means 30
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