Me: Sorry I’m late, I broke down on the way to work.
Boss: Is your car OK now?
Me: Car?
Boss:
Me:
Muhammad Ali: float like a butterfly
jellyfish: done
Muhammad Ali: sting like a bee
jellyfish: I am nailing this
Bruce Lee: empty your mind, be formless, shapeless, like water
jellyfish: I could not be anymore mindless or like water
– “Are you a private eye?”
That’s what the blue neon sign out front says.
– “It’s argon. Neon glows orange.”
[Voiceover] Right then, I knew she was trouble.
– “Can I speak to Mr Robertson please?”
Receptionist: Sure, just one moment.
Mr Robertson: Hello. Mr Robertson speaking.
– “Hi Dad. We asked Mom if we could make a tree fort, and she said ‘you can ask your father when he gets home’.
Mr Robertson: Why are you calling me at work?
– “Because my friend has to go home at supper time and we need a decision now.”
Me: Oh man, 9 hours of sleep.
Back: Yeah, but you did it wrong LOL.
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