Small things 15 Apr

• Lindsay Graham has been begging Fox News viewers to give anything they can to help finance Donald Trump’s legal fees. Umm, I thought the guy was a billionaire. Also, why does he want them to send the money to lindsaygraham dot com? Donald has his own website.
• If all vehicles made loud random branch cracking noises, would we never have to worry about hitting deer ever again? (Because they’d just run in the opposite direction)
• I’ll eat a Hawaiian pizza just to annoy people. I'll even pay for it.
• “AI is derivative by design and creative by chance.” ~Kirby Ferguson (author: Everything is a remix)
• I love how Windows update puts the icon for Edge back on your desktop. Every. Time.
• Sometimes the most important decision you make on a particular day is whether you’ll keep that cardboard box or not.
• When someone says, “Don’t be sad” and you’re like “It doesn’t work like that.”
• When your password’s so strong even you can’t guess it.
• A hipster got mad that his photo was used in an article about how all hipsters look alike. Then he figured out that it wasn’t actually him in the photo.
• We should probably stop putting people who are preparing for the rapture in charge of anything.
• They’re called ‘heated seats’ because ‘rear defroster’ was already taken.
• Have you ever noticed that trying to pull a pretzel out of a bag with broken pieces is a lot like playing 'barrel of monkeys'?
• The manual transmission preservation society’s motto: “Get your shift together”
• I am a wooden spoon survivor.
• Science doesn’t care what you believe.