Small things 11 Feb

• Gen Zer: Isn’t the band No Doubt from the late 1900s? Boomers: [sigh]
• Why should employers be the only ones that can ask for references? Next time you apply for a job say “Bring me 3 happy employees please.”
• When you’re eating a sandwich and some of it gets stuck to the roof of your mouth and the phone rings.
• 2013 Didn’t run; 2014 Didn’t run; 2015 Didn’t run; 2016 Didn’t run; 2017 Didn’t run; 2018 Didn’t run; 2019 Didn’t run; 2020 Didn’t run; 2021 Didn’t run; 2022 Didn’t run. It’s a running joke.
• The internet used to be just for watching cat videos. Now it’s for monitoring the real-time collapse of late stage capitalism and democracy.
• Why do documentaries feel the need to show the subject in the act of sitting down and fussing with their lapel mic?
• Been on a diet for a week. Lost 7 days of joy.
• Is it really necessary to have two sizes of forks?
• If there was no such thing as teaspoons, would food have more flavour?
• We don’t have a labour shortage. We have a pay and benefits shortage.
• Sure, you can think and learn, but can you rethink and unlearn?
• Engineer: So, the toaster burns the bread when you put it up to 5.  Chief engineer: Make it go to 10.