- In 2023 I’m gonna be unstable. Unstoppable! Damn you autocorrect!
- For crying out loud people, the phrase is “nipped it in the bud.” No butts were nipped.
- Why would anybody let Jesus take the wheel? He cannot possibly have a driver’s license. Sorry Jesus. Not my car. Also, “Who was driving at the time of the accident?” “Uh, Jesus.”
- Felinetrovert (n): a person who prefers the company of cats to people.
- In Canada we have a ‘saying sorry unnecessarily’ jar.
- If you’re the kind of person who gets into long term feuds with people, just don’t get into any group photos.
- Stresslaxing (v): being stressed that relaxing makes you more stressed because you’re not doing the thing that’s making you stressed.
- We now have 3 Tim Hortons locations less than 2.5 kilometres from our house.
1992: Don’t swallow the mouthwash!
2002: Just put this mouthwash strip in your mouth, let it dissolve, and swallow.
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