Small things 28 Jan

• Tim’s ‘roll up the rim to win’ contest. The prizes are a bit different depending on where you live. In some places you can win 25 centimetres of snow!
• One minute you’re young and fun. Next, you’re turning down the stereo in your car to see better.
• When your brain is like a web browser. 11 tabs are open, 4 of them are frozen and you don’t know where the music is coming from.
• What’s that? The latest vaccine really knocked you on your ass? You could say they set Pfizers on stun.
• The Voyager 1 and 2 spacecraft were launched over 45 years ago, in 1977. They both passed Jupiter and Saturn within 4 years and Voyager 2 got to Uranus by 1986, after 8.5 years of flight. It went on to Neptune by 1989.
• Remember when everybody’s phone number, and address were published in a book that got sent to every house? Before there were unlisted numbers?
• “The floor is lava!” ~everyone, Pompei, 79 A.D.
• Cucumber slices. Or as they are also known, salad cookies.
• Back in my day, the internet used to come in the mail.
• Crème d’oeuf. Or as some of you might call it - mayo. 
• It’s not a dad bod, it’s a father figure.
• Natural selection favours the paranoid.
• Ppl don’t think that grass be wet in the morning. But it dew.