Thursday, December 01, 2022

Small things 1 Dec

  • Bring on the Christmas specials! A Charlie Brown Christmas; How the Grinch stole Christmas; Die Hard….
  • #YeTrump2024
  • The following applies to any political party anywhere. If a government suddenly feels the need to place limitations on the ability to legally challenge or debate new laws, that's a pretty big sign that the government plans to pass laws that a lot of people aren't going to like.
  • Imagine if a government made a law saying schools can’t make kids wear a mask to school. Yeah, AB did that.
  • I spotted an albino dalmatian. It’s the least I could do for it.
  • When you tell your 4 year old that you’ll be travelling by ferry, make sure that they understand you don’t mean by ‘fairy’. 
  • Saying ‘shark-infested waters’ is like saying ‘human-infested cities’.
  • Ever forgot your password so you create a new one only to be told “You can’t use your old password”?
  • What do you call a guy who tells dad jokes but has no kids? A faux pa.
  • Two wrongs don’t make a right, but two Wrights made an airplane.
  • Counting to 10 just makes it premeditated.
  • Dollarama is like an estate sale at a hoarder’s house.
  • When you bring new books home, your unread books go “WTH?!”


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