Small things 15 Oct

• It looks like the Blue Jays have learned a thing or two from the Maple Leafs. Ha. Couldn’t help it.
• When I was a kid, I thought "This little piggy went to market" meant it went shopping.
• Science needs to find a way to give us 8 hours of sleep while only spending 6 hours in the bed.
• Ever wait for the phone to stop ringing so that you can text them and ask what they want?
• There's only one thing worse than your driver's license photo. Your Costco membership card photo. 'Hangry'.
• “You seem very bipolar.” [4 words to ruin a 1st date]
• Journalism is printing what someone else does not want printed. Everything else is public relations. ~George Orwell 
• Describe a movie badly: "All he wants is human flesh." [Pinocchio]
• Due to the unanticipated rise in inflation, the dirty deeds are still available, but at a significant premium.