Small things 5 Aug

• Pavlov brand dog conditioner. Think about it. It's perfect.
• When someone says 'nice weather' and you automatically say 'thanks'.
• When you hand a dog a treat and they're like "Thanks, I'll be having this in the other room. Excuse me."
• The work homeowner has the word 'meow' in it. Good luck pronouncing it correctly ever again. You're welcome. ho-meow-ner. LOL
• I dare someone to name their kid Andy but spelled &y. Come on. Do it.
• Medusa was famous for objectifying people.
• The time I spent as a kid prying Lego pieces apart.
• How come it’s always “If you can’t pay rent, buy fewer phones and lattes”, and not “If you can’t afford to pay your workers a living wage, buy fewer mansions, yachts and rockets”?
• I don’t always whoop, but when I do - there it is…
• Hey America: In Canada, cupcakes are called 250ml-cakes. Why would I kid about that?
• When I was young, I would sometimes draw 1/4 of the sun occupying the top corner of the paper. What was that about?
• Sometimes we couldn't get all the paper wrapper off of the gum and we just ate it anyway.