Saturday, August 13, 2022

Small things 13 Aug

  • RAS syndrome or ‘redundant acronym syndrome’ syndrome can be spotted in a lot of places in our language. PIN number. ATM machine. DC Comics. HIV virus. LCD display. UPC code.

  • Having gay parents could be bad. You could either get twice the usual amount of dad jokes, or get stuck in an infinite loop of "Go ask your mother".
  • Golden rule for men: Don’t say anything to a woman in public that you wouldn’t want a man saying to you in prison.
  • We'll we'll we'll... if it isn't autocorrect.
  • Why are iPhone chargers not called Apple juice?
  • Remember 3D TV?
  • Once I saw a driver texting and driving and I got so mad, I threw my burger at him.
  • Anyone who says talk is cheap obviously doesn't pay for their teen's cell phone bill.

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