Small things 15 Jul

• Isn't it funny how some people feel the need to cut the faces out of pictures of people they had a falling out with?
  
  
  
• Supposedly 23% of the crew aboard the Santa Maria were named Juan. That's almost a three to juan ratio.
• It's all fun and games until someone loses a tooth. Then it's hockey.
• If you ever lose your cat, just go through a lot of trouble to make and print 'lost cat' posters to put on telephone poles and I guarantee the cat will wonder what you're doing from wherever they are and walk up to you as you're putting up the last poster.
• The look a dog gives you when you fake throw a ball. “Like, why would you even do that master?”
• A cat owner gave their chunky cat a nickname. Thiccaroni with cheese.
• Am I the only one who is weirded out by both the look and sound of frozen juice exiting the frozen juice can?
• I do try to return my shopping cart to the collection area before I leave a store, but OMG - Costco puts their cart collection spots like 500 metres from any random spot in the lot.