Small things 1 Jul

• Laughter is the best medicine. Unless you have broken ribs. ~David Letterman
  
  
  
• Remember when you would just nonchalantly stare off into the distance with that devil-may-care attitude while you pumped gas? You hardly paid any attention to the cost at all?
• My new neighbour delivers for FedEx. I work in a city that is a 40km drive away from my home. Turns out, his delivery area is right where I work. Ha!
• Me: I am sooo hungry. Horse: *nervously* How hungry?
• You've heard of alphabet soup? Get ready for times new ramen.....
• Mansplaining: correctile dysfunction
• Better hope life doesn't give you onions. Onionade is not good.
• Chickens are birds. Birds evolved from dinosaurs. Dinosaurs probably tasted like chicken.
• Speak as if you are right, but listen as if you are wrong.
• Gay cats would find it hard to come out of the closet, because in a few minutes they'd want right back in again.
• Don't think of the act of making art as selfish. It's for the rest of us. If you don't do your thing, you are cheating the rest of us.