Small things 27 May

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  In England, 'booster shot' is spelled 'borchestershire shot'.
• Form a letter C with your left hand and a backward C with your right. Hold them together so they're almost touching. What's missing? A Burger!
• Don't keep trying to please people who already don't like you. Embrace the joy of being the most annoying person in their life.
• Steel: "And who would you be?" Platinum: "I'm platinum. I'm a precious metal." Steel: [mocking voice] "I'm a precious metal..."
• Borg tribbles. Why wasn't that a Star Trek episode?
• I'm so close to our YYC digital TV transmitter towers that I get crystal clear digital TV on major networks. Bye bye Shaw cable.....
• Tall burgers nullify the benefits of burgers. A good burger is the perfect portable food. It should be edible using only your hands without dislocating your jaw. It doesn't require a salad bar between the buns. Meat. Condiments. Cheese and bacon optional if you're in the mood. Stop. (Pictured is a Rocky's Burger Bus burger)
• 'Season to taste' is horrible advice for someone with no taste....
• You know you're drunk when you use the flashlight on your phone to try and find your phone.