Lame reasons to justify leaving work early

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  Have to get to the 'while supplies last' sale.
• The vibes are off.
• I'm falling asleep from boredom.
• My gambling addiction is acting up again.
• Manicures are half price before 4pm.
• My car is lonely and needs a good, long, hard drive.
• Two words. World Cup.
• I've booked a fashion shoot for my cat.
• It stopped raining and now the sun is out.
• I hear my mom calling me.
• My body just stopped producing whatever the equivalent of insulin is for work and my blood-work levels are through the roof.
• My 48 hour deodorant just gave out.
• I ate a huge bowl of baked beans for supper yesterday. Need I say more?
• I need quiet time to absorb what it says in my annual assessment.
• I want to get the car indoors before the hail storm arrives.
• I'm feeling harassed.
• My workstation is locked and I forgot my password.
• Need an early start on Christmas shopping.
• Everyone's perfume is giving me a headache.
• The office has bad Feng Shui.