Small things 25 March

• The date on top of the milk carton - the spoiler alert
• In an alternate universe, Oprah is Pope and we call her Poprah.
• When I was young, we couldn't take the phone everywhere, but at least we always knew where it was. On the wall, in the kitchen.
• That point in the 3 little pigs story when the wolf pays the Kool-Aid pitcher dude to bust through the pigs' wall.....
• In a parallel universe, when the humans want to be fed, they stick their butts in the cat's face to get them up.
• You can't say your salary is competitive if you don't even say what it is. Who are you competing against? Another company who offers a competitive salary who won't say what it is?
• Sometimes the only thing separating you from certain death at 100 km/h is a painted white line and a mutual agreement not to play bumper cars.
• The name's Bond. Ionic bond. Taken, not shared...
• Koala farts smell like cough drops. Think about it...
• The best way to annoy a sibling is to play a game of Risk with them.