Small things 4 February

• "There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there always has been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge'." ~Isaac Asimov
• Yoko Ono is threatening to put her music on Spotify now.
• "There are people in every time and every land who want to stop history in its tracks. They fear the future, mistrust the present, and invoke the security of a comfortable past which, in fact, never existed." ~Robert F Kennedy
• Dear algebra: Find x yourself.
• Cafenesia: Forgetting your coffee on the roof of your vehicle and driving away.
• A&W really stands for 'Amburgers & Wootbeer
• Attention people younger than Baby Boomers: There is a pill caddy in your future.
• Technically, aren't we all full of ourselves?
• Premature button push: The act of passing up a crowded elevator, only to push the call button again too soon, which opens the door to reveal the same car of (now annoyed) riders.
• Where does one get a license to ill?