Small things 12 February

• Violent video games lead to real violence? So why are there not lots of city sim players running around designing cities?
• I hear there's a big update coming for the Trucking Simulator - Canada Edition video game.
• "It's always in the last place you look." Of course it is. Why would you keep looking for something you've already found?
• Tauntauns. Cold on the outside, Luke warm on the inside.
• The next time a server asks you "How much cheese do you want?" Just answer, "As much as you think I deserve." and never break eye contact in the silence that follows.
• Is Thanos short for Jonathanos?
• I read somewhere that baked beans are making a comeback. Umm. I didn't realize they had gone out of style.
• Isn't it weird that 'take out' can mean food, dating and murder?
• What did barn owls do before humans made barns?
• I figure there are 5 kinds of spaghetti eaters. Fork. Fork + spinning. Fork + spoon + spinning. Fork + knife. Faceplant.
• Welcome to assumption club. I think we all know why we're here.
• Millennials. Walking around like they rent the place.