Small things 15 January

• We need to stop worrying about artificial intelligence and focus more on human intelligence.
• Back in the olden days, we'd throw rocks at a friend's window to get their attention. Now we have phones. Thank goodness kids aren't throwing phones at windows.
  
  
  
• I stopped believing for a little while this morning. Journey is going to be disappointed. I'm still holding on to that feeling though.
• Are young bobcats called bobkittens?
• You know it's going to be a fun month when the recruiter lines up an interview for you with the company that just fired you.
• Imagine if baguette rhymed with spaghetti.
• Here's a game you shouldn't play with your spouse. It's called 'Why are you doing it that way?'
• That ridiculous walk we do when someone's mopping the floor and you have to walk on it but you want them to see how sorry you are so you make yourself look like you're walking on hot lava.
• Himalayan salt may be a farce.
• Homeowner has the word meow in it. Good luck ever pronouncing that word correctly ever again. You're welcome.