Small things 25 December

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  In England, booster shot is spelled borchestershire shot.
• If you cut Mr Potato Head in half, have you decap-potatoed him?
• In the top bunk of a bunk bed, it is obligatory to touch the ceiling with your feet.
• Something the youth of today will never experience: Slamming the receiver to hang up the phone loudly / violently.
• Imagine a solar powered clothes dryer. Or as you might know it - the clothesline.
• "We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public." ~Keith Johnstone
• Does sliced bread have an inferiority complex now that there are so many things better than it?
• There was a time when finding a quarter on the ground was a big deal.
• A cotton candy farmer would not be happy about rain.
• My ducks are not in a row. My ducks are purposefully disorderly.
• If studying history always makes you feel proud, you probably aren't studying history.
• Ears are smoke detector detectors.