Small things 18 December

• Ready for some precedented times.
• Alberta: Bloc Rednecois
• I suggested to friends [jokingly] that Canada now needs to abolish the nickel coin and establish a $5 coin. We'll call it the 'finney' to go with the loonie and toonie. It has a nice ring to it. "I'm in for a finney."
• Dad: Son, back in my day, there were no online updates. If a video game sucked in any way, it sucked forever.
• If the crown in your tooth sets off the airport security detector, does that mean you're getting a cavity search?
• With all the new planets being discovered outside our solar system, they should be stumbling across Tattooine any day now...
• Random chance is a critical component of life.
• If your boss says that you intimidate people, just stare at them until they apologize.
• The worst mistake anyone can make is being too afraid to make one.
• Don't let anyone ruin your day. Be the better person. Ruin it yourself.
• What kids must think when they're dropped off at day care the very first time. Am I being abandoned? What are all these other kids doing here? Are they abandoned too?
• Glass coffins. Would they be popular? Remains to be seen......
• The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so they know when they're in deep trouble.
• If you ever fall over in public, just pick yourself up and say "sorry, it's been a while since I inhabited a body." And just walk away.
• When you go to the playground, stay off the mood swings.