Small things 29 October

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  If a fast food server is inputting my order as I'm walking in the door because they know me that well, is it safe to say that it's a bit redundant for them to ask to see my proof of vaccine?
• One door closes, another one opens. Especially if your house is haunted. Happy Hallowe'en everyone!
• Nunavummiut is the name of those residents of the Canadian territory of Nunavut.
• If I was in charge, I think I would consider getting Army field hospitals set up in the middle of nowhere and all un-vaccinated patients with Covid would be sent there instead of a regular hospital. This could allow the backlog of surgeries to resume and Covid patients who are vaccinated to be treated in a regular hospital.
• Q. How was Wonder Woman able to get from her island to London in one day?  A. She's an Amazon, so she qualifies for Prime next day shipping...
• Why are prisoners given food and water, but not homeless people?
• If Dracula had a cat, it would always be in the coffin when Drac wanted to sleep.
• Two robots go to a drug dealer's mansion to help steal his wall art and blow up his yacht. #describeamoviebadly [Star Wars Ep VI Return of the Jedi]
• We should all start a new fad where in our resumes under 'interests', we put odd things like Russian food; whoopee cushions; Icelandic craft beer; pirates... 
• Magic dog: Labracadabrador