- The Covid vaccines have been branded. Pfizer is now Comirnaty. Moderna is now SpikeVax. AstraZeneca is now Vaxzevria. Come on. Really? Talk about a missed opportunity. All they would have had to do to get an uptick on vaccine acceptance is to name them Tim's, Snow Goose and Blackberry. "I want the Blackberry vaccine!" "Me too! Does it get 5G?"
- A joke doesn't become a Dad joke until it's full groan.
- Rage Against the Machine never specified what type of machine they were furious with, but I reckon it was probably a printer.
- Some gene pools could use some chlorine.
- If President Biden declared breathing mandatory, half of Texas would suffocate itself on purpose.
- If you forget a someone's name, just take them to Starbucks...
- Texas. Where a virus has reproductive rights and a woman doesn't.
- If a 16 year old wanted to adopt a child, the government wouldn't allow it. Yet if she gets pregnant, the government can ban her from getting an abortion.
- I think some folks got confused when they heard about herd immunity and thought that meant getting animal medicine.
- You can't use 'beef stew' as a password. It's not stroganoff......
People: I hate lazy people
Lazy people: Why? We didn't even do anything!
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