- If someone lets you merge, give them a wave of thanks. Just because.
- I truly don't understand why conservatives don't like cancel culture. They actually started it. EI fraud? Cancel EI. Welfare fraud? Cancel welfare. CERB fraud? Cancel CERB. Public health care insurance fraud? Cancel public health care insurance. Union fraud? Cancel unions.
- I'm guessing the highest ration of killing birds with one stone would have been the one that created the Chicxulub crater.
- Macaulay Culkin is about to turn 41. Do you feel old?
- When you're young, you get praised and rewarded for eating everything on your plate. As an adult, you might get ridiculed.
- When you ask your spouse if they want anything from the store and they say 'no', you still don't come home empty-handed.
- Jokes about communism are not funny unless everyone gets them.
- New slogan for the Calgary Folk Festival: "Let's get folked up!" Discuss.
♫When the moon hits your eye
And there's fur on your thighs
You're a werewolf
When you burst out your jeans
And then eat human beings
You're a werewolf
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