Small things 16 July

• You'll only get lost in thought if it's unfamiliar territory.
• Do astronauts call shotgun?
• I have gone 22 years without a cigarette.
• Make a pact with your significant other that whenever they call you, you're going to answer with "I told you never to call me at this number!" so that the people around you can let their imaginations run wild.
  
  
  
• If you're working from home now and your spouse comes into the room, just say "How did you get past security?"
• Betty White is so old, she starred on a 7-season TV show about being old that went off the air before many of you were born.
• I have trouble understanding why school curriculum has to be political. Why do governments feel it necessary to interfere with how children are taught? Do children have choices for their education? Yes they do. Do politicians have advanced education degrees? Do they listen to those who are qualified and operate in the existing system? Do they decide what gets taught in university or college? The answers to all of these questions is 'no'. So why are they involved?
• Is the point of life to gather guests to attend your funeral?
• Become an Uber eats driver. Order food from Uber Eats. Accept your own order. Then get paid to pick up your own food.
• Consider a plate of food. Do you eat the least favourite thing first, favourite thing first, or eat everything equally?
• Imagine the first time someone heard a parrot speak.
• 25.806975801127 The root of all evil (666).