Small things 1 July

• The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
  
  
  
• When you dunk a cookie in milk and see bubbles come up, that was just the cookie trying to breathe. You just drowned a cookie!
• Have we checked all food to see if exploding them makes them into something better, or did we just stop with corn?
• In my world, essential oils are what drips out of a homemade burger.
• Parenting summed up: You spend 9 hours smoking pork butt to make pulled pork (which the kids said they would eat) and 8.5 hours into it, the kids say that they just want hot dogs.
• Cats don't really want to be in your Zoom meetings. They're just checking out your virtual friends to see if they pass muster.
• Out of all the inventions in the past 100 years, the dry erase board is the most remarkable.
• What do you call a bagel that can fly? A plain bagel.
• In an alternate universe, John Wick dies and his dog avenges him.
• If the Mayans taught us anything, it's that if you don't finish something, it's not the end of the world.....