Small things 25 June

• Adam and Eve should not be depicted in paintings with belly buttons. Just sayin'.
  
  
  
• What happens when you turn down the turn down service?
• I find myself restarting great songs in the car if the beginning is in any way interrupted by phone calls, construction noise, or any other audible distractions.
• Scotiabank Arena is opening this weekend as a mass vaccination site. After 20 years, Toronto will finally see a second round in that building. Just. Not. For. Hockey.
• If aliens started invading for real, half of America would be like, "No there not..." [sic]
• When Sweden plays Denmark in the Olympics, the abbreviations are SWE-DEN... and the remaining letters in each name are DEN-MARK.
• "Soldier on drugs fights Nazis with a frisbee." #explainfilmplotbadly
• "Nobody listens to the smart woman and then they all die except for the smart woman and her cat." #explainfilmplotbadly
• Be careful not to accidentally spray deodorant into your mouth guys. You may end up with a weird axe scent.
• If there's ever another pandemic, maybe consider giving the prizes and perks to the people who got the vaccine first?
• You know you're old AND a bit of an audiophile if you know what a Nakamichi Dragon is.