Small things 18 June

• Do songbirds get mad at hummingbirds for not knowing the words to the songs?
• "He who is without oil shall throw the first rod." ~Compressions 8.7:1 (Mechanics humour)
• 1970s swim lessons: "Dad, I can't swim!"  "Not with that attitude...." [get thrown in pool]
  
  
  
• Old. When it's considered rude to pull out a bottle of ibuprofen if you don't have enough for everyone.
• There's no such thing as time travel. Because if there was, someone would have warned us about Covid.
• Roomba. Uber for cats.
• Cruel humour: If my clothes were made in Bangladesh, does that mean they were pre-washed?
• Cruel humour: He's so slow it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.
• "I guess it's free then." (when cashier has trouble scanning an item) #howdadareyou
• "We needed this rain." (every time it rains) #howdadareyou
• "Can you do mine next?" (when seeing a neighbour wash their car / mow their lawn) #howdadareyou
• "I was just resting my eyes." (after falling asleep on the couch) #howdadareyou
• "Guess they'll let anyone in here." (when seeing a friend in a public indoor space) #howdadareyou