Small things 11 June

• In a café run by cows, there would be a sign saying, "Thank you for not tipping."
• Nobody stops someone carrying a pizza. It will open many doors.
• Why do plants need coaxing to grow in your garden but are perfectly happy in that crack in the sidewalk or driveway?
• Dear bank. I have an idea. How about you share all those profits with the people who actually made them for you? I know - radical, right?
• It's going to be interesting when you finally get to see the face of someone you met during the pandemic.
• How about a smoke detector that stops making noise after you shout, "I'm cooking!"
• I bet what with all of us having to stay home during the pandemic, our homes must be immaculate.........
• Is it OK to bring deviled eggs to a church pot luck?