Small things 7 May

• I can't stand speed bumps but I'm slowly getting over them.
• What happens if you add powdered milk to milk?
• Why when I'm driving, do I have an urge to point out horses?
  
  
  
• The fastest land animal is a toddler who has been asked what's in their mouth.
• It shouldn't have to happen to you, to matter to you.
• Have any youngsters asked you yet what that slot for cassettes is in your car stereo? (Assuming you have one of those)
• Do you think Sean Connery and Alex Trebek are playing 'Celebrity Jeopardy' in heaven?
• Just for fun, let Google Home or Alexa overhear you mentioning something you want real bad and see how long it takes for ads to show up online about it. (But don't search for it) 
• Never let your dog see the packaging on the chew toy claiming it's indestructible. They'll take that as a personal challenge to prove otherwise.
• Since hotdogs are just puréed meat in an animal intestine, after you eat one, you basically become a hot dog yourself for a while...
• If that 'homeless' guy asking for loose change at the intersection is wearing Air Jordans, they are probably not homeless.