Small things 30 Apr

• Do you know how I know 2020 was messed up? The Pentagon released actual UFO footage and nobody cared.
  
  
  
• Solar energy is actually nuclear energy from a safe distance.
• How would Zoom detention work?
• 2020. The year your trash went out more than you.
• "I wear the mask to protect those closest to me." ~Batman
• You don't realize how much you swear until you're in a situation where you can't.
• Most used phrase of 2020: "You're on mute."
• We actually used to eat a cake after someone blew on it!
• They could have just as easily named toilet paper 'butt napkins'.
• People's first survival instinct has to hoard toilet paper. Think about that. We will not survive the zombie apocalypse.