Small things 14 May

• If you bought a Tesla with Dogecoin, would Elon deliver it personally? 
• A vanilla soy latte is essentially a 3-bean soup.
• I could be wrong, but an inclusive move by FB, et al wouldn't be letting you pick the skin colour for your thumbs up etc., but just offering you brown skin thumbs up.
• Irony. When a gun-toting person accuses you of living in fear because you wear a mask.
• Is bologna basically hot dogs for people who like sliced meat?
• It's just a matter of months maybe that we won't be able to use Covid as an excuse to cancel things or turn down invitations. Use it while you can.....

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"Forget everything you learned in college."

"I didn't go to college."

"Well then, sorry but you're not qualified to work here."

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Me: "Hey Google, what's the weather going to be like this weekend?"

Google: "Why? Where the hell do you think you're going?"