Small things 23 Apr

• Sure, you can order toilet paper from Amazon with your smart phone while sitting on the toilet. But do you know the list of ingredients on that can of Lysol?
• I wonder what a plant thinks when it sees it raining outside?
• If you attend a work meeting, make sure you don't accidentally turn your video on if: you're naked; you're toking; you're still in bed; you're sitting on the toilet; you have a beer or glass of wine in your hand. 
  
  
  
• Hopefully I'm not the only person who takes great pleasure at talking or making noises through an empty roll of paper towel.....
• If you eat the entire cake without cutting it, technically you only ate one piece. The math checks out...
• It would be fun if someone you work-Zoom with is selling their house and you go online to see pictures of the listing and use one of the interior shots as the Zoom background at your next meeting to see if they notice.
• How about we stop arguing over which straws are better for the environment and just drink from sippy cups like kids do?
• In school we used to learn how to explain stuff in many thousand word essays. Now people want the 10 second version of the story. Thanks school!
• We can send rovers to Mars but we can't make a shopping cart with wheels that will last a long time? Or not wobble? (I wonder how many more of these 'we can send rovers to Mars' things I'll come up with)