Small things 12 Mar

• Hey America! Tell your Biden denying Trump lovers that if they cash a Biden relief cheque, they can go to jail because it's fraud to cash a fraudulent cheque.
• In the word 'scent', which letter is silent, the s or the c?
• What's the deal with antioxidants? Is oxygen slowly killing us but it takes decades to work?
• When you clean, you're just moving the dirt somewhere else.
  
  
  
• Is expired poison more or less poisonous?
• Sometimes when I'm in an Italian restaurant and they leave the bread and the oil and balsamic vinegar, I wonder if after they leave your table, they're in the back laughing their asses off because they've convinced us to dip bread in oil and vinegar.
• Kids in movies and TV shows are always so late they can't eat breakfast because they'll miss the school bus.