Small things 29 Jan

• Will someone from the Netherlands please call the US Senate and inform them that McDonalds won't go bankrupt if minimum wage is raised to $15 an hour?
• There is a select group of people who are insulted, angered and betrayed by the effect the Biden administration will have on a subsidized Canadian industry made up of 170,000 workers, most of whom still have jobs, even counting the current round of lay-offs. And yet nobody seems insulted, angered and betrayed by the bankruptcies, the permanent closing of 10,000 restaurants and restrictions on in-house dining, an industry composed of 1,200,000 workers.
• Mixed up news: I heard Lady Gaga sang a sea shanty at the inauguration or something...
• A Darth Vader baby onesie was recalled as a choking hazard, because of course it was.
• Who's gonna find a cure for windmill cancer now that Trump is gone?
• Try not to stress about life being too short. You'll just stress even more when you realize the stress just made your life even shorter.
• Dear Donald. Now you can have all the 'hamberders' and 'covfefe' you want....
• Would anyone put it past the company who makes Zoom to try and sabotage the Covid vaccine supply chain?
• Egg roulette: You hide some wasabi under the filling of one of the devilled eggs.
• I can't believe I'm still talking about Trump....
• Trumpy trump trumpeze