Thursday, December 31, 2020

Small things New Year's Eve

  • Enough with the 3D photos already.
  • Happy 88th birthday to Nichelle Nichols, who made television history in the 1960s with her portrayal of "Star Trek" character Lieutenant Nyota Uhura. In this breakthrough role, Nichols showed an African American woman in a position of power as the fourth in command of a starship.
  • "It would take one [New York] subway ride for the Dalai Lama to turn into a lunatic raging person." ~Fran Lebowitz
  • Socialism is when the fire department arrives. Capitalism is when the insurance company refuses to pay.
  • Everything in a video game is powered by electricity.
  • If you have something really bad to say to someone in an email and it's making you hesitant, don't worry. Just start it off with: "Hi [person's name], I hope you are being safe in this time of COVID...." They'll just delete it as spam and you're off the hook.
  • Santa is Chinese I think. Ask yourself, where are all the toys made? Also, China's colour is.... RED! Santa's colour is red too. Just sayin'.
  • Remember when the pandemic hit and it finally motivated the big corporations to do the right thing and start looking after their employees instead of just the bottom line? Me neither.

A: "I'm not getting the vaccine because I don't know what's really in it."

B: "Ever eaten a hotdog?"

C: "I'm not getting the vaccine because I don't know what's really in it."

D: "Ever smoked a cigarette?"

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