Small things 18 Dec

• Do you ever feel guilty using someone's driveway to turn around?
• I love how dogs can make one game into two games. For example, when you just want to play 'fetch the ball', they also want to play 'try to get the ball out of my mouth'.
• "Synchronicity is an ever present reality for those who have eyes to see." ~Carl Jung
• You're not allowed to blame your parents for how you turned out, then criticize your kids' generation for being defective.
• Whoever is saying "things couldn't get much worse", please stop. Thank you.
• It's wrong to rob a bank, but it's okay if a bank robs you?
• Mom, why are you putting oregano in the chocolate brownies? Mom, why can't I have any brownies?
• Grammar. The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
• The people who hid Anne Frank were breaking the law. The people who killed her were following it.