Kids: What's that awful sound?
Parent: That's the fire alarm.
Kids: What!?
Parent: Yeah. Fire code says we have to do a fire drill once a week.
Kids: Why?
Parent: To make sure we can all get out if there's a fire.
Kids:
Parent: Go on. Get out there. We're being evaluated on speed.
Kids: When do we get to come back in?
Parent: After I've cleared the house and made sure there's nobody else in here.
Kids:
Parent: [Pours a coffee and bites into a donut inside the house]
Kids: [From outside] We were the only people in the house!
Parent: Says you!
Kids:
Parent: You have to wait for the all clear.
Kids: [sulking] I wanna go back to real school!
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