So here's how I expected things would go some time during the period of 6 to 8 November 2020.
Biden gets the electoral college seats he needs to get to 270 and is declared the new President Elect of the United States of America.
Cut to a shot of a currently empty White House podium, when seconds later, Donald Trump emerges from backstage and walks to and stands behind the podium, where we expect he will give the most non-conciliatory concession speech in the history of American politics.
He smiles at the camera, then reaches around behind his head and appears to unfasten something, then slowly pulls a body suit off of himself revealing a scantily clad....
.................... Andy Kaufman. He smiles a huge smile and in his Latka voice says, "Surprise!"
Cut to Mar-a-Lago Resort in Florida, where we see a very balding, tanned Donald Trump lounging on a lounge chair in the sun, doing his best impression of Leisure Suit Larry.
He looks straight into the camera and says, "See? I told you that Republicans were stupid." He then takes a sip of a massive pina colada through a giant bendy straw.
End scene. Fade to black.
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