Friday, September 18, 2020

Small things 18 Sep

  • Has Trump said anything or offered any help regarding the wildfires?

  • If free public libraries didn't exist and someone tried to invent them right now, they would be condemned as a socialist plot.
  • Buying a house is like "Why can't you save up $50,000 so we can trust you with this house in case you don't pay your mortgage?" "Uh, because I've been paying $2000 a month for rent..."
  • Frasier Crane (on Cheers): "Everybody, I'd like you to meet my date, Dr. Lilith Sternin, MD, PhD, EDD, APA."   Woody: "Boy it sure isn't spelled like it sounds...."



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