Friday, September 11, 2020

Small things 11 Sep

  • Never confuse social media likes for truth.

  • Adults react the same way they did when they were kids to the ice cream truck. But now it's the postal truck, or UPS, or FedEx bringing their online order.
  • Just think of the vaccine as an anti-virus update for your body.
  • Somewhere Miss Piggy just gave a karate chop to an effigy of Elon Musk.
  • How many resume writers does it take to change a light bulb? One. Single-handedly managed the successful upgrade and deployment of new environmental illumination system with zero cost overruns and zero safety incidents.
  • Coconut. Has hair. Gives milk. Mammal?
  • The neighbourhood bees wait patiently while I refill the bird bath with water.

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