Saturday, August 29, 2020

The rules of engagement

I've been reading a lot of stuff lately online arguing on the side of police and civilians alike. The police and their supporters are saying that they see the worst of humanity and every situation is a threat, they have to be ready to take action to protect their own lives and the lives of those around them. On the other side of conversation, you have people saying that being ready to counter a threat is one thing, shooting to kill with 7 bullets at a man with no visible weapon in their hand is another.

I used to be in the military, and although I was not in the infantry, I was not "paid to kill people" as some would describe them, I still had to understand "rules of engagement". Because when you're in combat, the threat is always there too. Soldiers on the other side aren't waving their rifles in the air shouting, "I'm armed and I'm going to shoot you!" In fact, unlike the good old days prior to terrorism, the new enemy soldier looks like everyone else. They pretend to be a regular civilian to blend in and then ambush you when you are vulnerable and complacent. Worse, our enemies like to set booby traps and blow us up. So I think I can declare with relative certainty that a soldier's threat level, in a combat zone, is much higher than that of a typical police officer.

Also, and thank goodness that this doesn't happen on every combat mission, but in places like Bosnia, soldiers saw families and their livestock and animals slaughtered and left on display in their front yards just because of their ethnicity. That does a lot to mess up a Canadian soldier's brain. We're not used to seeing stuff like that and it does something to a person. It invokes anger, a desire for revenge against the perpetrators (in this case it was typically the Serbians). But we kept our cool.

During the thousands of deployments on UN missions and combat zones, Canadian soldiers rarely if ever shot and killed innocent civilians. We may be holding our weapons at the ready, but we don't shoot anything that moves. We are under strict orders as to what we can shoot, why we can shoot, and how much we can shoot. And let me tell you, if you stray from those orders, you are in some deep shit, pardon my language.

My point is, jobs that put your life in danger require preparation and alertness. They require the ability to defend yourself. But excessive force is never, ever right. Period. If I need to put 7 bullets in your back because you're not obeying my order, but your hands are empty, I'm sorry but there's something wrong with this picture. The rules of engagement have been tossed out the window and anything goes. That's not right, in my humble opinion.


Friday, August 28, 2020

Staying within the lines


 

Trolled by the barista


 

More lawns like this please


 

"My life, my lover, my lady is the sea"

 Imagine if Elliot Lurie of Looking Glass sang Brandy a cappella, with the help of four other fine voices.

Well, it happened.


How to troll someone on Facebook 101


 

Small things 28 Aug

  • Nobody hears a car alarm and thinks, "Oh, that car is being stolen." It's just an annoying sound we want to stop. We want the car to be stolen FASTER!
  • Alternate name for curly fries: rotatoes
  • I'm scratching my head at politicians in the US using New Zealand as an example of a resurgence of Covid. You mean, like, 10 a day? That resurgence? As compared to what? Your 40,000 a day? Or the mid July resurgence of 70,000 a day?
  • I used to crastinate. Then I decided to go pro.
  • Targeted ads are really pissing me off when they advertise things I've already bought. They need to get their act together with MasterCard so they know when it's 'mission accomplished'.
  • They say that change does not come from a place of comfort. Yet people find coins in their sofa all the time.

  • In the 1970s, we had high tech toys as kids too. Can you say Lite Brite? Awww yeah..... Also, Easy-bake Oven. Whoever made those things must have owned shares in light bulb companies.....
  • I wonder if there are adults who, as kids, didn't know the real purpose of a wooden spoon until they moved out on their own. They'd be in the kitchenware department asking "Uh, why do they keep the punishment devices with the utensils?"
  • Is a grand piano basically just a giant 88 stringed hammered dulcimer?
  • It would be difficult to post notices about a missing stapler.......
  • If you looked at every posed boxing standoff photo as if it were from a gay wedding, you'd laugh every time. 
  • If you surround yourself with people who always agree with you, you learn nothing.

Mom! It was my hand the whole time!


 

Life with a Chromebook after a few months

How's life with a Chromebook after a few months? So far, so good.

Do I miss my MacBook Air? Not really. Do I miss not being able to run Windows programs on it? I couldn't do that on my MacBook either, and I got used to that, so it doesn't matter. The Chromebook is only being used as a mobile/vacation platform anyway, so all that I need is either already part of the Google environment or available as an app.

What apps did I install? Spotify, Facebook and FB Messenger. Netflix. Amazon Prime. Flowx (a weather app for Android).

Anything I like about it in particular? Having a touch screen is nice. I like that it updates itself without any prompting. It really is as close to a dummy-proof laptop as one can get, which is why I usually tout it as the perfect computer for grandma or anyone else whose needs are basic and they need a reset button for when they get into trouble. The battery life is decent. The back-lit keyboard is a nice touch.

Anything I'm still getting used to? Since I don't use the Chromebook every day, the quirkiness of the UI, keyboard keys and swipe gestures doesn't stick in my brain yet.

There is no Caps Lock key. In its place is Search. You can use Search as Caps lock, but you also have to hold the Alt key. You can also change the assignment of Search to be used as Caps Lock. I'm seriously considering this.

The track pad doesn't have a right click side. You have to Alt click or tap the track pad with 2 fingers.

Pretty much any android app will run on a Chromebook, but they don't all format themselves for a bigger screen. I'm hoping people start developing apps specifically for Chromebook screens.


A wise doctor once wrote...


 

Things I learned lately 28 Aug

  • Airlines got really good at modelling the data of air travel to price and set route capacities. Covid threw that modelling data out the window, making it very difficult to predict how to maximize revenue while stimulating demand.

  • Once it came out that high octane gasoline doesn't cost much more to make than regular gasoline, they had to try to justify the much higher price. Their excuse? To recoup all the advertising costs.
  • A man from Kentucky is facing a $750,000 fine for breaking quarantine rules and detouring to Banff. He claimed he stopped to look for food. On the gondola up Sulphur Mountain.
  • The Great Wall of China is not visible from space.
  • Vikings did not have horns on their helmets.
  • Eating right before swimming does not increase the chance of cramps.
  • Baby birds touched by humans will not be abandoned. Birds can't smell humans.
  • Undercover police do not have to identify themselves as police. Hollywood-induced myth.
  • Evolution is not a theory.
  • Humans and dinosaurs missed each other by 63 million years.
  • We did not evolve from chimpanzees.

Friday, August 21, 2020

Knock knock jokes - impossible for dogs to tell

 

2001 versus 2020

 

Because Bowie liked jazz

 Nile Rodgers tells the story behind Let's Dance.

Bossy work phone

 

Play the whole album - Sweet Dreams

If you have a Spotify or any other music streaming service that lets you listen to entire albums in one go, I've got some homework for you.

When I returned from a military exchange visit to Germany in 1982, I came back with a new awareness that there was a lot more music to be had than what was ladled into our bowls on North American radio. After having heard artists like Kraftwerk, Jean Michel Jarre, OMD, Spandau Ballet, etc., I was hungry for more European music.

I went to my local non-chain record store and made it clear that I would no longer be satisfied with overdoses of Journey and REO Speedwagon. One of the first albums to be held up to my eyes was Sweet Dreams.

The lead track is not the hit song that would be played to death on MTV, but rather a bass thumper named Love is a Stranger. This is the first tease of the voice that is Annie Lennox. The synths are out of this world. I laughed like a zombie. This was just what I was looking for.

In case you're thinking that this album is just going to be carbon copies (20th century reference!) of euro-pop, think again. I've Got an Angel has a subtle Latin feel. Annie is working her entire register here as she hits the highest highs and the lowest lows while adding vocal sound effects.

The we get to Wrap it Up, which I feel is a little indulgent, but it has enough of an energetic vibe to move a few muscles in your body. Is that guitar I detect in there? Yep. Dave Stewart obviously had fun making this song.

I Could Give You (a Mirror) brings the bass back. This song would, in my humble opinion, be a great song to test the accuracy and flat response curve of speakers, to see if the deep bass drowns out the subtle highs or not. There are synth licks that remind me of Yaz.

The Walk is forgettable, which is OK, because it's followed up immediately by the song that changed my musical life in 1983. Everybody's looking for something...... Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This). That synth line is hypnotizing! Annie's voice is beautifully double-tracked here and we get to hear her presenting various vocal characters to keep the song interesting. Seriously, am I the only person who hears the ghost of Yaz creeping in? (Remember Yaz, or Yazoo as some of you might remember them?)

My personal favourite song from this album is next, Jennifer. The gentle waves. The driving bass line. Orange hair. Green eyes. Dress of deepest purple. What's not to like? Then the electro-fuzz guitar solo. It's simple, it's sparse, it's perfect. By the way, this album was remastered in 2018, yet another reason I love streaming services like Spotify, because I get access to all the newest versions of classic albums. 

This is the House is another Latin vibe number. Nice horn treatment, rather unexpected based on what we've heard so far. Who says you can't have real brass in a synth-pop album? Not Dave Stewart, that's for sure. Lots more guitar in here too, including some slap bass. Funky.

Somebody Told Me never connected with me, but that's OK, because the closing song gives us a glimpse of just how incredible Annie's voice is in This City Never Sleeps, which was used in the movie 9 1/2 Weeks. The soundscape that this song paints is hauntingly beautiful. I guess it's just a feeling. 

There are times I have heard these songs scattered across the years and I had totally forgotten that they were all off this sophomore album. 37 years later, it still packs a punch.


Small things 21 Aug

  • I wonder if the best defence against your friends or family asking you for money is getting in front of it and asking your friends and family for money? On Facebook....
  • I wonder if Americans have burned their passports........
  • Who was the first person to see a beehive and say "Those buggers are hiding something delicious in there, I know it!"
  • What if pineapples was pronounced like Minneapolis.
  • What if wallet was pronounced like ballet.
  • Propaganda. When a Brit takes a really good look at something. (say it in your head with a Brit accent)
  • Hug dealers, not drug dealers.
  • An astrophysicist, a biologist, an electrician and a grpahic artist walked into a bar.... It's the band Queen. They were there to play a gig.
  • British police want to use AI to spot porn pictures, but they keep mistaking desert sand dunes for nudes. Dunes. Nudes. OK, I get it.

Small words

 

Polar bears in Churchill

Churchill Manitoba is on the polar bear migration route. Most bears avoid the town, but not all of them. Nearly 800 polar bears live in the vicinity. That number increases dramatically to 10,000 during hunting season. 

Churchill residents have to be careful all the time. Many people keep the doors of their houses and vehicles unlocked, should anyone need to make a quick escape. Polar bears that wandered into the town used to be shot. Now, when people spot a bear, they call a hotline and professionals try to scare the bear away by firing cracker shells or rubber bullets. If that doesn’t work, the bear is tranquilized and taken to the world’s only polar bear jail.

The bears are kept locked inside these cells for up to 30 days and fed only snow and water to discourage them from returning to town in search of food. Polar bears are accustomed to not eating for long periods of time. But it’s not pleasant. Bears are marked before they are released, so that they can be tracked. Repeat offenders are held for more than 30 days. 

The Polar Bear Alert Program receives about 300 calls on average each year. About 50 bears end up inside the jail. Since the establishment of the Polar Bear Alert Program, bear-human conflicts have dropped. But climate change is causing the ice to disappear. Polar bear needs ice to survive because it enables them to walk over the water and hunt seal. Now the summers are longer and the ice is delayed. The bears become restless for food after months of starvation, forcing them to frequently encroach into human space. This trend has been seen in Alaska, Norway, Greenland, and elsewhere in Canada.

The late freeze is coupled with an increasingly early thaw, which means that the bears spend less of the year hunting. This leaves them with not enough time to build up an acceptable amount of body fat to survive the summer. Some experts fear that two-thirds of all polar bears will be gone by 2050, and they might even become extinct in the wild by the end of the century.


The world of possibilities

 

Things I learned lately 21 Aug

  • Copenhagen has tilted garbage bins along the sidewalks and bike paths so that cyclists can throw their thrash on the go.
  • On Sunday, 16 Aug 2020, Death Valley recorded a record-breaking temperature of 54.4 C (130 F)
  • Volvo gave away the 1962 patent for their revolutionary three-point seat belt for free, in order to save lives.
  • People from The Netherlands don't like it when you call their country 'Holland'.
  • The last Blockbuster store in Bend, Oregon is now an AirBnB rental.
  • You can buy an analog clock that syncs to the atomic clock in Colorado.
  • America's history with apples started with using them for cider during prohibition times. The saying "An apple a day keeps the doctor away" was created in an effort to make people start eating apples instead of drinking them.
  • In Paris, they have vending machines that sell you empty reusable water bottles. You get to fill them with water for free. All over the city.
  • Napoleon was not short, he was above average for his time.
  • Bulls don't hate red. They react to the motion of the cloth, not the colour.

Friday, August 14, 2020

Sparkling consequences

 

LFL YYC

 Attention all Little Free Library owner / operators in Calgary!

You may know that there is a Facebook group designed for us LFL owners, but did you know that they recently re-launched their LFL map?

There's a chance your library isn't on it, so check it out and if yours is missing, message Maureen Pyne.

I fixed it (2020, errr 2021 Olympics logo)

 

"I can't make you love me" cover by Teddy Swims

 

Get this guy an album deal already!

Check out this guy's cover of "I can't make you love me." 

That voice......



I give it one star

 

Small things 14 Aug

  • I want to meet the illegally blind people....
  • Irony: Insisting your kids go back to school this fall, but you won't listen to educated people when they say it's not a good idea.
  • It's better to lose a second of your life than to lose your life in a second. Slow down.
  • His Tinder bio says that he has a corner office with views of the entire city, drives a $500,000 vehicle, and is paid to travel. His dates never seem too happy when he tells them he's a bus driver.
  • Dude 1: Hey, bro?Dude 2: Yeah bro? Dude 1: Can you pass me that pamphlet? Dude 2: Brochure
  • I got arrested for illegally downloading Wikipedia in its entirety. Before I got arrested I said "wait I can explain everything".....
  • We all know where the Big Apple is but does anyone know where the… Minneapolis?
  • Why did Karen press Ctrl+Alt+Delete? She wanted to see the task manager. (*)
  • During the Covid shutdown, men were losing $1 for every $0.79 women were losing......................
  • If Americans switched from pounds to kilograms, there would be mass confusion.
  • My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
  • The reason the Republicans wouldn't impeach Trump is because they believe in carrying a baby to full term.
  • The word 'nothing' is a palindrome. Spelled backwards it's 'gnihton', which also means nothing.
  • If you buy a bigger bed, you'd have more bed room, but less bedroom.
(*) That will be my one and only Karen joke. Thank you very much. I'll be here all week.....

Play the whole album - Aja

If you have a Spotify account or any other music streaming service that lets you listen to entire albums in one go, I've got some homework for you.

You've been exposed to some epic albums that you may have heard the odd song from, on the radio, or shuffled up in your streaming playlist, but you really need to sit down and listen to the whole album from front to back. These are my recommendations.

Steely Dan - Aja

If you are, or know a person who has ever said "jazz is boring", or "jazz is high-brow", or "I can't connect with jazz", I propose that you try a different kind of jazz. And if you're willing to do that, allow me to propose the album that should be your starting point.

Aja, Steely Dan's 6th studio album. It's not typical jazz. It's not rock. It's not pop. It's not soul. It's all of these things in a savoury stir fry. 

Black Cow, the opening salvo is this thumping funk number that shows you how delicious unpredictable chord changes can be in the right hands. Walter Becker and Donald Fagen have always known how to find the perfect session players to bring their compositions to life, and this album is no exception. Horns? Oh yeah. Sax? You bet. Great backup singers? Of course. And a groovy keyboard solo to boot. A nice appetizer.

Then we dive deep into the title track, Aja. One of the longest pieces the duo has ever recorded, it features one of the most famous sax and drum solos in the history of rock. There's even a vocal contribution by Timothy B Schmidt. The outro includes yet another drum solo. At this point, you're thinking it's been pretty solid. You ain't seen nothing yet.

Deacon Blues is more gentle, more pop-like and as a result, cracked the top 40.

Then we get the tune with the crazy guitar solo, Peg. It has a pop flavour as well, with an even sunnier disposition. You'll hear Michael Macdonald multi-tracked in the chorus. The solo that arrives at the 1:46 mark took a while to achieve. The lads are known for trying out various musicians to improvise certain parts of their songs, and they were being very picky about finding just the right sound for the guitar solo. Seven artists gave it a shot, but after six hours of noodling, Jay Graydon's Hawaiian sounding slide was chosen.

Home at Last is a nice slow, rollicking bluesy number. I Got the News is probably the album's most forgettable song.

Lastly comes Josie with its delta blues feel. See? Jazz doesn't have to be boring or unrelatable. If you add just enough rock and soul to the mix, it can be fun. So long as it's in the right hands. Becker and Fagen create a hybrid like no other.


Things I learned lately 14 Aug

  • Apparently you can buy fake negative Covid tests in Miami.
  • The files you burned to CD-R and DVD-R in the late 1990s and early 2000s probably aren't readable anymore. You should check any important write-able optical discs you've kept and get the data off of them while you still can, if you still can. The same applies to CD-RW and DVD-RW. Remember how they said those discs would last decades? They were mistaken.
  • If you're still running Windows 7 at work or at home, you're vulnerable. Many folks aren't aware, but a free upgrade to Windows 10 is still available. Due to the 'end-of-life' status of Windows 7, Microsoft is not improving 7's security posture anymore. You know things are dire when the FBI (for real - not fake news) issues a warning to corporations: "Don’t allow either direct internet access to Windows 7 systems or direct access to your corporate network, remotely or locally from them. Remote workers running Windows 7, not currently behind the corporate perimeter, should be at the top of the equipment replacement list."
  • It is illegal to move alcohol between Canadian provinces without permission.
  • It would take almost 16 hours to drive from the southeast corner of Alberta (Wild Horse, AB) to the top of Alberta (Indian Cabins, AB) over a distance of 1,579 kilometres. In the same amount of time you could drive from Wild Horse to Mesquite, Nevada.
  • 63% of Covid-19 deaths in Canada have been in Quebec.
  • If you get a packet of seeds from China, don't open it. It likely contains seeds of plants that may be invasive to your ecology.

Friday, August 07, 2020

Here we are....

 

Even the green giant is masked up

 

Small things 7 Aug

  • "Whenever I see a Tim Hortons in America I always have the same thought. Don't force your culture on us! But you [Canadians] wouldn't know how that feels....." ~Jim Gaffigan 
  • Doughnuts. Or as they could have been called - cake bagels.
  • A motto used to be 'avoid negative people'. Now it's 'avoid positive people'.
  • People were making fun of Dr Fauci's first pitch throw. Come on. Remember - it's his job to make sure nobody catches anything......
  • What's more patriotic? Noticing the flaws in your country and wanting to make things better? Or claiming it's great and disregarding major problems?
  • People hung dice from the car rear-view mirror once upon a time. Or air freshener. Or a dream catcher. Now it's a face mask. 
  • People at Disney World said the lines were great, a lot shorter than usual. But the food is tasteless now.................................. [veiled reference to lack of taste when infected with Covid-19]
  • Recycling bin banter in 2019: "I'm not an alcoholic, hahah. I just had a big party...." Recycling bin banter in 2020: "I swear I didn't have a party. I'm just an alcoholic."
  • I don't understand the US government reaction to Covid. They are so anti-immigration, yet they're letting a foreign virus thrive. Have Mexicans killed as many Americans as Covid? Asking for a friend.....
  • Disney has opened their parks. Have they opened their corporate offices though?
  • If the meeting to discuss re-opening schools is conducted via Zoom for the safety of the participants, then ummm...........
  • I bet people press that elevator close door button quite frantically now................

I've seen a lot of changes, but I'd like to see more

I think it's an interesting time to be alive. We may actually live to see substantial changes to our society at a level similar to the abolishment of slavery and the emancipation of women.

I hope, before I die, to witness the following changes:

Equal pay for equal work.

Complete intolerance for racism and xenophobia in all of its forms.

Zero tolerance for and swift justice against sexism, abuse and harassment.

A living wage for every working person. Hell, why stop there. Universal income for everyone.

Abolishing political lobbying.

An abundance of CEOs who care more about their workers and their product quality than investors.

Government decisions that only favour people, not industries.

Change as a result of the realization that our current North American prison model does not rehabilitate criminals, nor does it treat root causes, it only punishes them and cultivates hatred against society.

Scrapping copyright. Controversial, I agree, but the current scheme is beyond saving, promotes and rewards greed and stifles creativity.

I think that's enough.

Where's Waldo 2020

 


Things I learned lately 7 Aug

  • A tunnel is being built between Denmark and Germany that will be 18 km long, making it the longest road and rail tunnel in the world.
  • The Trans Australian Railway runs from Port Augusta in South Australia to Kalgoorlie in Western Australia across the Nullarbor Plain. The railway line includes a 478-kilometre (297 mi) stretch of dead-straight track - the world's longest.
  • 3 common tactics that dealerships will use to get you to buy a car.
    • This price is so amazing, it is only good for today. (This might be true on the closing day of a month or quarter)
    • Another salesperson comes to your salesperson asking for the keys to the car you want (even though there is no other potential buyer).
    • You've given them the keys to your trade-in for appraisal and they can't seem to get them back right now.
  • Some days there are twice as many Covid-19 related deaths in the US as there are new Covid-19 cases in Canada.
  • Canada’s longest place name is Pekwachnamaykoskwaskwaypinwanik Lake.
  • Wasaga Beach in Ontario is the longest freshwater beach in the world.
  • Montreal has the highest number of restaurants per capita in Canada.
  • The Royal Montreal Golf Club is the oldest golf club in North America.
  • Canada is home to the oldest brewery in North America, Molson, which was established in 1786.