Small things 3 July

• Never take anyone's word for anything. Do your own research and think for yourself.
• Just when I was beginning to have a little respect for capitalism, now the grocery stores want to take the wage increase back. [slow clap]
• A gathering of covidiots is known as a covfefe.
• I guess we can't use the saying "avoid it like the plague" anymore because, well many humans are dumb now.
• "It's important to realize that if society meekly submits to an expert and that expert is wrong, a great deal of harm may occur. We shouldn't presume that a group of experts somehow knows what's best for everyone." ~Rand Paul
• All the people worried about 'erasing history' by taking down statues are going to lose their minds when they find out about lack of funding for historical research and cuts to university history departments.
• Everyone: Why did the movies come out in the order 4,5,6,1,2,3,7,8,9? Yoda: In charge of scheduling, I was..... [Yoda laugh]
• Don't think about it as "Only black lives matter." Think about it as "Black lives matter too."
• Saying that it's unfair to focus only on black lives right now is as ridiculous as saying it's unfair to focus only on Covid-19 right now.
• A co-worker is pretending to be mad at me because my name is attached to an online course he hasn't bothered to take since he was invited over 3 months ago. The reason he's mad is because the online course platform is now in hyper-nag mode and has taken to texting him reminders in the middle of the night. I just keep asking him, "So, did you finish the course?"
• Afterbirders n. When birds fart to fly faster.