- I want to speak to the dentists that didn't recommend this toothpaste.
- Give a crying child a glass of water. They can't cry and drink at the same time. It also gives them a chance to calm down. Bonus: Tell them they'll run out of tears, so drink the water.
- Canadians: "OMG there's a concert near my house. It's like only a 3 hour drive!" Europeans: "A 3 hour drive? Are you kidding me? I'm not going all the way to France for that." Australians: Silent sobbing
- Laziness is the instigator of efficiency
No monthly fees, no equipment to install
Friday, July 10, 2020
Small things 10 July
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