Small things 11 June

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  Vampires are pale because they're anemic.
• I won't be going to New York City because of COVID-19 this year. Normally I don't go to NYC because of how expensive it is.
• Whenever I teach a class about computers I amuse myself sometimes telling stories about how we used to remove the rubber ball from the computer mouse, clean the ball and scrape the gunk off the rollers inside the mouse.
• My mute button is unreliable.
• Why don't they make a dishwasher with a window so you can see your stuff getting cleaned like a clothes washer? [Update: never mind - they do]