Small things 8 May

• What is an acquired taste and how do I acquire it exactly?
• Kids today will never know the experience of wanting to rent a popular movie and every physical copy is rented, but the clerk finds you one in the pile of returns.
• Two young lads were clocked doing 199 km/h eastbound on the Trans-Canada headed toward Calgary from Canmore. They must have been trying to distance from each other and the other kept speeding up.
• What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? Short. Or shore. 
• The zoo animals are wondering where all the visitors are.
• When they advertise a bottomless cup of coffee, it doesn't mean the server isn't wearing any pants.
• Don't wait for the perfect moment. Take the moment and make it perfect.
• Some day, nobody will know what a coin return slot is.
• When someone says they don't have a cell phone, they're probably fibbing. They just don't want to give you their number.
• When talking to someone, if you touch them, it really leaves an impression on them.