Small things 21 May

• Best urban dictionary entry of the month: Boomer holes. When you move into a house previously owned by a Boomer, and the floors have holes for cable TV wires, the wall has a phone jack for a landline, etc.
• Why Subway doesn't sell ice cream sandwiches, I'll never know.
• Where is the capital of the USA? In the offshore banks of the 1%.
• Next time you watch a movie and there's a car scene, notice if they removed the headrest or not for visibility's sake.......
• When the CDC says your city is a hot-spot, they're not talking about city-wide Wi-Fi.....