Small things 16 Apr

• How are people with secret families handling Covid-19?
• We'll have 2020 hindsight next year.....
• I love gatherings of people huddling around an object on fire, chanting a repetitive song in unison ritualistically, until the fire is blown out by a person wearing ceremonial headdress and then they stab a knife into the object. Or as you might know them - birthday parties.
• If you change your mind about buying something you're carrying, but you're in another section of the store, do you return it to the section it belongs in or just discretely leave it wherever you are?
• I said no to drugs. They didn't listen.
• "The true test of society is how well it treats its prisoners and old people."
• Use me, just don't abuse me. ~Grammar
• Good leaders at work let you fail and yet not let you be a failure.
• Your body is an amazing sentient, self-repairing biological machine composed of 50 trillion custom molecules.
• Humans are awful at pricing out the net present value of a decision whose consequences are far in the future.
• Goofy is a dog whose best friend is a mouse who has a dog dog.
• Perrier. If you give your product a French name, you can charge way more money for it.
• The last time he stood in front of a mirror naked, all he could think was "I'm due to get thrown out of this IKEA pretty soon..."
• "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened" ~Dr. Seuss