Small things 6 Dec

• When you ask for a wake-up call at your hotel, they should call you and say things like, "You don't need to stay in an abusive relationship..." or "Your kids will want to move back in in less than 3 years. Time to move far away."
• I wonder what current consumer item will skyrocket in cost comparable to how much more cigarettes cost today versus 20 or so years ago. I bet it will be real meat.
• Flashlight. A storage container for dead batteries.
• Fine. A word that almost always means the opposite of what you think.
• Adulthood. When you need to plan to see a friend.
• Food coma. Proof that you don't deserve having been born in the developed world.
• Earth. Decides if other planets are planets or not.
• "Let's go to Starbucks." A polite way of saying "I forgot your name and I know a clever way for you to remind me."
• Coffee. It only tastes good cold when you buy it that way.
• Winter. The season that occurs twice a year.
• Parking ticket. A speeding ticket for going 0 km/h.
• The period. A great example of "better late than never".
• Accents. Fonts for your mouth.
• bcc: adult tattletaling.