Cat therapist: What seems to be the problem?
Patient: I'm really stressed.
Cat therapist: Have you tried pushing stuff off the table?
- Never let your computer overhear that you're in a hurry.......
- I wonder what would happen if the federal government sold the Trans Mountain pipeline expansion project to Alberta for $1. Would it get built in the next 4 years? If I were a betting man, my money would be on 'no'. Because the obstacles to getting it built are bigger in scope than what is being declared.
- You can't press flowers in an e-book.....
- After the game, the king and the pawn go back into the same box.
- "The grumpier you are, the more ass-holes you meet..." ~Banksy
- Play is not relief from learning, it's a better form of learning.
- "Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power." ~Abraham Lincoln
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